Thread: [Chat Chit] DMM FKG

Originally Posted by ShadwNinjaX

Oh my gosh! Thanks for cleaning up my place while me and the mofufu's are away on vacation. Enjoying this remote tropical island for ninjas will be even more wonderful. I mean hell! I get to sit here watching Taki and Mai Shiranui bounce around in bikinis doing beach volleyball. Ninja resorts are the BEST I'm telling ya.

Good, Glad to hear that !
You keep those mofus and mofufus nice and happy. That is the secret to rearing mofufus, that people dont usually understand. The more happy the mofufus are more they multiply, and the more they multiple the more people can get them and start raising them. And once those mofufus become happy they start multiplying and making other people happy. Its the positive vibes man, I tell you. You keep em nice and happy, be kind to them and treat them well, and they will increase in numbers and find new owners, send those positive wibes, and the more of them there are the more positive wibes and the more positive wibes, the better gacha luck everyone has!

On the other side the more salty and angry you get, the weaker and smaller the mofufus become, until they eventually die and turn into fluffy fairy dust. And the less mofufus the weaker the positive wibes, and as such the stronger the salt from the gacha is.

So you keep em happy Ninjax you oppai ninja you ! And soon all of us will be have plenty of mofus and mofufus to brush of the saltiness. Even RnGesus and Lady luck cant resist their cute charm and adorable eyes, and as such will bless you with good fortune ! ^__^

Mofufus save the world !

Mofu :3


*so much mofufu fluffiness has been written into this comment I just might have lost some manlyness points hehe... but fear not, there are many types of mofus some of them are manly man mofus too ! >:3´