Quote Originally Posted by game2534 View Post
There's no way Ume's boobs can be that big! False advertise! She must be as flat as board! *Got punched*
I agree! That is not possible! I myself criticized this aspect of her in my waifu analysis in the other thread. There must be an explanation for this mystery.... WAIT!!! I know! She must be using Sakuya Izayoi's pad-..... -Voice trails off before falling forward onto the ground with a hundred knives in his back. The Touhou maid huffs and storms off leaving him lie in a pool of blood- Oww……