Thread: [Chat Chit] DMM FKG

Originally Posted by Myrdin

MOFU MOFU DRAIN LUCK BEAAAAAAMMMMUUUUUUU !!!! >_____< :3 < obligatory moff face
https://youtu.be/3g0reUIKCys?t=1m13s

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Meanwhile a new comic has appeared on FKG twitter:


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*Also it seems they released a new FKG statue. Nazuna ! (so we have Onci and Nazuna so far)

Title: Shadow of a conspiracy?
Nymphea: This is someone's conspiracy for sure! <uuu>
Di Yu: Nymphea... What's wrong?
Nymphea: Di Yu, please look at this! These weird tracks left on the ground...
<staring at the ground>
Nymphea: It is because I decided to take a walk after the rain stopped, isn't it...
Di Yu: Round tracks on the muddy part of the ground... Surely, something spherical was placed here?
Nymphea: These are the tracks of a mysterious creature that came to assault me for sure!
Nymphea: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorryyyyyy!! <panicking>
<imagined creature: kshaaaaa>
Di Yu: Such a creature, surely does not exist.
Nymphea: That's absolutely, absolutely the case! I'll be dying any moment now!
Di Yu: Calculating from these dents in the ground and the large amount of earth...
Basukoa (Easter Cactus's chick): Zzzzzzzz

EDIT:
Since I was already on a roll, I also translated the previous one.



Title: Hot blooded! Easter Cactus
Easter Cactus: I don't like cold or chilly things, but
Easter Cactus: I love things that get hot!!
Easter Cactus: Like sport competitions!!
Easter Cactus: Or like the excitement when listening to extremely lively music!!
Easter Cactus: Of course, I also get really excited from the fact I am able to protect this beloved world with my work as a flower knight!!
Purslane: A hot (attakai) hearted person was here (attanokai), all along!*
<shivering>
Easter Cactus: Oh... Purslane... That was ho-... ho-... interesting...
<Basukoa frozen>
Purslane: Eeeh (hie)!? Why did the tension suddenly get all chilly (hiehie)!?*
Easter Cactus: A... Ahaha...

* From what I've heard and seen in anime/manga, the japanese idea for a joke is to use similar words in one sentence.
Such joke attempts stereotypically fail, resulting in a "cold joke", thus clashing with Easter Cactus's personality here.
Instead of thinking up a new lame joke I just left the original similar sounding words in parenthesis.

Yeah...homonyms are hilarious?

Thanks for the translations man.

Japanese sense of written jokes..... ........ .....``...... * ....,,.......... (tumbleweed)

Goes to brew another cup of tea and watch re-run on Takeshis Castle...

Anyway, thanks as always Volarmis

No problem, glad you're enjoying it.
I'm learning kanji right now so it also helps me, though encountering one I do not know yet takes some time to look up, especially if it is not written/printed clearly (for example when Nymphea is talking about being assaulted - that she should probably get some punishment for ).

Recently, when we talk about banana, we think about Nazuna. But we might forget one girl who has history with it for a long time.

And naturally...

Japanese wordplay puns are of the "so bad it's good" variant.

Case in point, Kaede from iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls runs with this.

->Open Spoiler<-

Some Bananazuna again:

->Open Spoiler<-