Urgh. I haven't hit levels of depression this low since... two weeks ago.
In all seriousness, I had a horrid pity black roll in Aigis (refer to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChU58dkJIOk&t=6m30s), so I tried to shift my luck onto FKG yolos. No dice there either.
Out of desperation, I used the first danchou medal ticket.
Rainbow.