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    Title: Beisaball1

    Chinese Lantern: I also want to try beisaball!!
    Trailing Abutilon: <Hmmm...> We don't have a bat with us right now though.
    Chinese Lantern: If it's a bat, I've got one right here!!
    Trailing Abutilon: Ah...! <Isn't that...>
    Chinese Lantern: Let's go, throw the ball!!
    Trailing Abutilon: Sure...
    Trailing Abutilon: <It's fine, I guess> EI!
    <stab>
    Chinese Lantern: Wah!! The ball got stuck on the bat!!
    Trailing Abutilon: I though so...
    Trailing Abutilon: ...ok, 11 spikes remaining, right?
    <sparkling>
    Chinese Lantern: Aren't you starting a different game!?

    1 I'm not sure if I'm missing any pun here - neither the native word (やきゅう) nor the english loanword (ベースボール) for baseball is used.
    Plus, she's also saying it in her quotes from the gacha, so I'm going to leave it like this.
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    Title: Silent feelings

    Rough Potato: Pasaran... Where in the world could he have gone... <looking around>
    <Delphinium: Where are you- Pasaran!>
    Pot Marigold: I'll look for him outside!!
    Pot Marigold: Pasaran!
    Pot Marigold: There he is!!
    Pasaran: <crying> Piiiii!
    Rough Potato: Thank goodness...!!
    Rough Potato: Sorry for the trouble...!! Thank you very much for searching for him...!! <panting>
    Pot Marigold: Don't mention it... I'm glad he's alright.
    Pot Marigold: If a pair can't be together1
    Pot Marigold: it gets pretty lonely.

    1 She's searching for her long lost sister - Calendula.
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    Title: Macaron

    Commander Nidhoggr: Nameh, here come your macarons!
    Nameh: Yaay!!
    Commander Nidhoggr: Eat a lot and grow up big.
    <chowing down>
    Nameh: Yup.
    Commander Nidhoggr: Na... Nameh!? Why are you shrinking...!?
    <shrinking>
    Commander Nidhoggr: ... Wait a second, isn't this a salt macaron!!
    <is the dream that she saw>
    Nazuna: <ZZZ>
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    Title: Beloved gun Josephine

    Corn Cockle: Aaah... Josephine, you're sparkling beautifully today as well... <excited>
    Adenium: You've named your weapon I see.
    Corn Cockle: Yes! It is a friend that fights along with me after all! How about trying to name yours as well, Adenium?
    Adenium: No... It's not needed. For me it's simply a tool for defeating pests.
    Corn Cockle: Is that so... ^.^
    Adenium: <Catherine...>
    Adenium: <No, how about Marianne...>
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    Title: Red bean paste and meat1

    Azuki: Red bean paste goes well with everything and is really tasty, so
    Azuki: would you like a bite, Corn Cockle?
    Corn Cockle: There's an entire mountain of things I'd like to eat, but right now I'm eating my favorite meat, so...
    Azuki: Both meat and read bean paste are high in protein, so essentially read bean paste is meat!!
    <Azuki: Instead of meat, try some red bean paste!!!>
    Corn Cockle: I see... That means it is also possible to eat meat instead of red bean paste, right? <Fufu>
    Azuki: !!
    Azuki: Tha... That is....
    Corn Cockle: Meat daifuku... Meat monaka... Meat donuts...
    Azuki: Hawawawa......
    <Azuki: Meat... Meat...>

    1 Azuki is the name of the bean used for red bean paste in case you're wondering.
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    Title: Apple's bed hair

    Quince: Apple, your hairstyle today is abso~lutely cute~! <Mufuuuu~~!>
    Apple: That's not true-! No matter what I do, this bed hair is not getting any better...
    <bed hair springing back to action>
    <Apple: There's nothing cute nor beautiful about it~~>
    Quince: So that's the case! But I still think it's cute.
    Quince: Somehow it looks exactly like this child's.
    <swaying like leaves>
    Apple: If you put it like that, somehow I'm regaining confidence! <Ehehe>
    Quince: Since that's the case, Apple should become my partner too...! <Mufufu~!>
    Apple: Eh!? <That is...>
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    Title: Rabbit's feelings

    Reeves Spirea: In this outfit I realy feel like I've become a rabbit!
    Evening Primrose: <Fufu> It seems so.
    Reeves Spirea: It makes me want to hop around! <hop>
    Reeves Spirea: Other than that, grooming myself... <kyuu kyuu>
    Reeves Spirea: or eating carrots...
    Evening Primrose: Eh!? You'll eat it just like that!?
    <Reeves Spirea munching away>
    <crunch crunch crunch>
    <Evening Primrose: Aw... awesome...!! I can see a rabbit behind her...!!>
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    Title: Candy hair

    Flat Sea Holly: It was some much fun when we all made our hair into a matching candy-shaped hairstyle some time ago~1
    Eryngii: Sounds wonderful.
    Eryngii: A matching hairstyle with Flat Sea Holly, huh... I'm a bit jealous.
    Eryngii: My hair isn't so long, so a candy-shape hairstyle is impossible for me...
    Flat Sea Holly: It's not impossible! I'll style it for you!
    Eryngii: Eh? Really!? <happy>
    Eryngii: Thi... This is...? <no longer happy>
    Flat Sea Holly: Lollipop hair! <round>

    1 See chapter 80.
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    Title: Godetia's medical treatment

    Buntan: Thank you for treating me... then again weren't you bad with seeing bare skin?
    Godetia: Eh? Ah... yes! Now that you say it, I got so into the treatment, I stopped caring about it...!
    Godetia: Tha, that's right! Buntan... ski... your skin...! I can see your ski... ah... auu~~! <unrolling the bandage>
    Buntan: Godetia, calm down~! <mummified>
    Godetia: Waaah! I'm sorry!
    Godetia: Ah... but if I take it off, again, your skin...
    Buntan: If that's so, I don't mind staying like this~! Now then, let's go back to everyone.
    Godetia: Yes!
    Smithiantha: !?
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    Title: Oppa-yay1

    Smithiantha: Lamium's boobs are simply atrocious... You oppa-yay...!! <frustrated>
    Lamium: Fufu, is that so?
    Lamium: If I'm oppa-yay, then Smithiantha would be noja-ppai, right?
    Smithiantha: Noja-ppai...?
    Smithiantha: Noja-ppai...!! Somehow that sounds so majestic and cool-noja-!
    Smithiantha: From now on, Smi2 is noja-ppai-!!
    Buckbean: <Hops in> Does that mean Mii3 is noja-ppai too, then~?3
    Smithiantha: <!?> W, wrong! That's not what noja-ppai means!! Noja-!!

    1 Okay, this whole thing is about mixing up the word "oppai" (boobs) with their speaking habits, for example Lamium's "Yay" or Smithiantha's "-noja".
    2 Referring to herself.
    3 Also referring to herself.
    4 OK, I don't really get the joke here. The best I could gather is the similarity of "Smi" and "Mii" which causes her to ask that. If anyone has a better idea, message me please.
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