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    Title: Beloved gun Josephine

    Corn Cockle: Aaah... Josephine, you're sparkling beautifully today as well... <excited>
    Adenium: You've named your weapon I see.
    Corn Cockle: Yes! It is a friend that fights along with me after all! How about trying to name yours as well, Adenium?
    Adenium: No... It's not needed. For me it's simply a tool for defeating pests.
    Corn Cockle: Is that so... ^.^
    Adenium: <Catherine...>
    Adenium: <No, how about Marianne...>
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    Title: Red bean paste and meat1

    Azuki: Red bean paste goes well with everything and is really tasty, so
    Azuki: would you like a bite, Corn Cockle?
    Corn Cockle: There's an entire mountain of things I'd like to eat, but right now I'm eating my favorite meat, so...
    Azuki: Both meat and read bean paste are high in protein, so essentially read bean paste is meat!!
    <Azuki: Instead of meat, try some red bean paste!!!>
    Corn Cockle: I see... That means it is also possible to eat meat instead of red bean paste, right? <Fufu>
    Azuki: !!
    Azuki: Tha... That is....
    Corn Cockle: Meat daifuku... Meat monaka... Meat donuts...
    Azuki: Hawawawa......
    <Azuki: Meat... Meat...>

    1 Azuki is the name of the bean used for red bean paste in case you're wondering.
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    Title: Apple's bed hair

    Quince: Apple, your hairstyle today is abso~lutely cute~! <Mufuuuu~~!>
    Apple: That's not true-! No matter what I do, this bed hair is not getting any better...
    <bed hair springing back to action>
    <Apple: There's nothing cute nor beautiful about it~~>
    Quince: So that's the case! But I still think it's cute.
    Quince: Somehow it looks exactly like this child's.
    <swaying like leaves>
    Apple: If you put it like that, somehow I'm regaining confidence! <Ehehe>
    Quince: Since that's the case, Apple should become my partner too...! <Mufufu~!>
    Apple: Eh!? <That is...>
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    Title: Rabbit's feelings

    Reeves Spirea: In this outfit I realy feel like I've become a rabbit!
    Evening Primrose: <Fufu> It seems so.
    Reeves Spirea: It makes me want to hop around! <hop>
    Reeves Spirea: Other than that, grooming myself... <kyuu kyuu>
    Reeves Spirea: or eating carrots...
    Evening Primrose: Eh!? You'll eat it just like that!?
    <Reeves Spirea munching away>
    <crunch crunch crunch>
    <Evening Primrose: Aw... awesome...!! I can see a rabbit behind her...!!>
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    Title: Skillful dealer

    Reeves Spirea: Hare's Ear, your card handling skill is simply like magic!
    <cards being shuffled>
    Hare's Ear: Thanks!
    Hare's Ear: I can do stuff like this too.
    <Hare's Ear: Let me borrow one.>
    Reeves Spirea: Hm?
    <Reeves Spirea: A donut?>
    Hare's Ear: Here we go, the donut disappeared!
    Reeves Spirea: ...!?
    Reeves Spirea: Donut!!
    Reeves Spirea: My donut!! <Waaaaah>
    Hare's Ear: It's just a trick, I have it here!
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    Title: Nazuna Park - planning in progress

    Nazuna: I want to come up with a facility where we can have fun playing with everybody, but... I wonder what kind of place it should be...? <Hmmm...>
    <Nazuna bot: Hmmm...>
    Canola: Great idea! Let's think about that together! <excited>
    Di Yu: Truly, we should gather board games?
    Canola: I'd like it to be a stadium where we can all compete together!
    Cepha Lanthera: It'd be romantic to have a ferris wheel that reaches the clouds, wouldn't it?
    Saint Paulia: A fountain with juice~
    Nazuna: <Wait!!> Wait just a second everyone!!
    Nazuna: The ideas of everyone except Di Yu are too large-scale and complicated!
    <Nazuna: Ahaha>
    Nazuna: Constructing something so complicated...
    <Nazuna bots dragging equipment>
    Nazuna: I'm supposed to do all that!?
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    Title: Original cake

    <Easter Lily: Hmmm...>
    Evening Primrose: What might you be doing?
    Easter Lily: I've received a request for an original wedding cake, but somehow nothing comes to my mind...
    Evening Primrose: I see... Original, huh...?
    Evening Primrose: Ah! How about using dango instead of cake?
    <Evening Primrose: Since either one is white...>
    Easter Lily: I see! That might be a good idea.
    Evening Primrose: And then, if we pile it up to the height of a cake...
    Easter Lily: Moon-viewing dango completed... right?
    Evening Primrose: Hah...!! When did it...!!
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    Title: Candy hair

    Flat Sea Holly: It was some much fun when we all made our hair into a matching candy-shaped hairstyle some time ago~1
    Eryngii: Sounds wonderful.
    Eryngii: A matching hairstyle with Flat Sea Holly, huh... I'm a bit jealous.
    Eryngii: My hair isn't so long, so a candy-shape hairstyle is impossible for me...
    Flat Sea Holly: It's not impossible! I'll style it for you!
    Eryngii: Eh? Really!? <happy>
    Eryngii: Thi... This is...? <no longer happy>
    Flat Sea Holly: Lollipop hair! <round>

    1 See chapter 80.
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    Title: Godetia's medical treatment

    Buntan: Thank you for treating me... then again weren't you bad with seeing bare skin?
    Godetia: Eh? Ah... yes! Now that you say it, I got so into the treatment, I stopped caring about it...!
    Godetia: Tha, that's right! Buntan... ski... your skin...! I can see your ski... ah... auu~~! <unrolling the bandage>
    Buntan: Godetia, calm down~! <mummified>
    Godetia: Waaah! I'm sorry!
    Godetia: Ah... but if I take it off, again, your skin...
    Buntan: If that's so, I don't mind staying like this~! Now then, let's go back to everyone.
    Godetia: Yes!
    Smithiantha: !?
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    Title: Oppa-yay1

    Smithiantha: Lamium's boobs are simply atrocious... You oppa-yay...!! <frustrated>
    Lamium: Fufu, is that so?
    Lamium: If I'm oppa-yay, then Smithiantha would be noja-ppai, right?
    Smithiantha: Noja-ppai...?
    Smithiantha: Noja-ppai...!! Somehow that sounds so majestic and cool-noja-!
    Smithiantha: From now on, Smi2 is noja-ppai-!!
    Buckbean: <Hops in> Does that mean Mii3 is noja-ppai too, then~?3
    Smithiantha: <!?> W, wrong! That's not what noja-ppai means!! Noja-!!

    1 Okay, this whole thing is about mixing up the word "oppai" (boobs) with their speaking habits, for example Lamium's "Yay" or Smithiantha's "-noja".
    2 Referring to herself.
    3 Also referring to herself.
    4 OK, I don't really get the joke here. The best I could gather is the similarity of "Smi" and "Mii" which causes her to ask that. If anyone has a better idea, message me please.
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