Leader, looking to recruit for my functionally empty Union.

Union Name: Send Nudes
Rank: 3
IGN ID: DemosS13 - 3271577
Spaces Left: 26/28
Additional Requirements: None
Members: 2, 1 active (me)
Burst Times: Flexible, currently 15:00 and 20:00
Guardian: Fire Lvl 1

Recent Union Envy Event Ranking (by myself): Top 2000

I'd just like some more people in here with me. I'm not trying to hit the top ranks or anything, since clearing Ragnarok difficulties is still a ways off for me personally, but due to the limited window of suggested scouts, finding people willing to join an empty union is tough. I don't care if you're rank 1 or rank 1000, if you immediately sign off for a year after joining, or any of the other sorts of bits. If you play the game and you want to be in a union, Send Nudes has no qualifiers. Your spot is assured once you join, lengthy absences and full member rosters situations notwithstanding, and you can do whatever you like. Playing for the sake of grinding this silly little game.

Quick FAQ section:
Q: Why don't you just join a different Union? A: I like this one. I think the name I gave it was good, and even if it's only me in it, I still get to challenge Union events and apparently do decently at them.
Q: So, it sounds like you don't care if anyone joins, and even if they do, it's not necessary for them to be active or powerful to stay in the Union. A: That wasn't a question, but that's correct.
Q: Who is the other member? A: An inactive player named True Zarak (3464903), offline for 121 days, sub-leader by virtue of still being in the Union when I returned from a lengthy absence.
Q: Do you give out Officer and Sub-leader promotions like candy? A: It depends on how good your manners and your costume are. Bonus points for home-made outfits, but if you're a ghost in a bedsheet you get nothing.
Q: What is your name? A: DemosS13 Q: What is your quest? A: To see SSR boobs and click Enhance a billion times. Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? A: ... *thrown into pit*