Thread: Guild Orders Megathread

Originally Posted by Slashley

But seriously, fuck fucking Jack Lantern GO. Complete fucking horsecock bullshit. So far, bullshit GO stuff in order:
1. Jack Lantern, turn1 kill or a complete RNG clownfiesta on whether or not the boss will allow you to kill it. If you get hit by -30 Burst and -50% Atk debuff just right, you are NOT killing the damn thing.
2. Crom's Crotch. The Rage Trigger is, honestly, complete BS. You either need specific Hime to shield you from it (such as Poseidon), or you need to be strong enough to kill her without her Raging. That's not good design at all.
3. Siegfried GO missions. These might not be so bad anymore now that Energy System is out, but seriously, pre-ES Siegfried was a giant middle finger.

Sandalphon off-element pretty tough for me. That 16k AOE is no joke (except for wind and Gaia Awakened)...


Dejnov.

Originally Posted by Dejnov

Sandalphon off-element pretty tough for me. That 16k AOE is no joke (except for wind and Gaia Awakened)...

Yeah, that was pretty rough too. However, there was counterplays: Debuff prevention or even a single Cleanse could keep you from never being hit by that. If you can bring EX Cleanse and even one Hime with one of those, you probably could handle it.

Originally Posted by Slashley

Thank heavens I didn't need to gamble it all upon Phantom Elemental Lord Thor on the last day.

For my education, how exactly does this work?

Originally Posted by dreamlitz

For my education, how exactly does this work?

It's basically this:

Originally Posted by Slashley

FRONT-ROW FODLA
VoF/ASTRAEA
10% AFFLICTION THOR Phantom Elemental Lord Thor needs no freakin' Tiaras!
When it works, 100% guaranteed 100% clear every time.

The point is, you slam any boss with Paralyze, and if it goes through, you basically just outright win. You get ~5 free turns, 6 if the server isn't lagging any. That's basically enough to slaughter anything and everything.

Jack can't fuck you over if Jack can't take a turn. Of course, if Paralyze misses (and the hitrate is obviously horrendous), then you're just fucked.

I mean I'm clearing it 100% of the time on AAB. At this point, almost all repeating solo content is just AAB content.

So if you're struggling on clearing it manually somehow, I don't know what to say.

Originally Posted by VeryVoodoo

I mean I'm clearing it 100% of the time on AAB. At this point, almost all repeating solo content is just AAB content.

So if you're struggling on clearing it manually somehow, I don't know what to say.

Sure.

Please post a video where turn1 Jack slams you with -50% Atk and keeps you from Bursting for the rest of the fight, and you still win.

Originally Posted by Slashley

Sure.

Please post a video where turn1 Jack slams you with -50% Atk and keeps you from Bursting for the rest of the fight, and you still win.

Maybe you're just bad regardless of being a 2 years vet? Sometimes you just have to accept that fact and just git gud I guess.

Originally Posted by Slashley

Sure.

Please post a video where turn1 Jack slams you with -50% Atk and keeps you from Bursting for the rest of the fight, and you still win.

Does it still count if I burst on first turn and then get ATK debuff?