Thread: Guild Orders Megathread

Originally Posted by dreamlitz

For my education, how exactly does this work?

It's basically this:

Originally Posted by Slashley

FRONT-ROW FODLA
VoF/ASTRAEA
10% AFFLICTION THOR Phantom Elemental Lord Thor needs no freakin' Tiaras!
When it works, 100% guaranteed 100% clear every time.

The point is, you slam any boss with Paralyze, and if it goes through, you basically just outright win. You get ~5 free turns, 6 if the server isn't lagging any. That's basically enough to slaughter anything and everything.

Jack can't fuck you over if Jack can't take a turn. Of course, if Paralyze misses (and the hitrate is obviously horrendous), then you're just fucked.

I mean I'm clearing it 100% of the time on AAB. At this point, almost all repeating solo content is just AAB content.

So if you're struggling on clearing it manually somehow, I don't know what to say.

Originally Posted by VeryVoodoo

I mean I'm clearing it 100% of the time on AAB. At this point, almost all repeating solo content is just AAB content.

So if you're struggling on clearing it manually somehow, I don't know what to say.

Sure.

Please post a video where turn1 Jack slams you with -50% Atk and keeps you from Bursting for the rest of the fight, and you still win.

Originally Posted by Slashley

Sure.

Please post a video where turn1 Jack slams you with -50% Atk and keeps you from Bursting for the rest of the fight, and you still win.

Maybe you're just bad regardless of being a 2 years vet? Sometimes you just have to accept that fact and just git gud I guess.

Originally Posted by VeryVoodoo

Maybe you're just bad regardless of being a 2 years vet? Sometimes you just have to accept that fact and just git gud I guess.

Not a video, and you don't even have Atk Down up.

The thing is, Jack is a completely different fight depending on just outright RNG. It can be easy, but it can also be outright impossible.

Originally Posted by Slashley

Not a video, and you don't even have Atk Down up.

Sure I can give you a video but what's in it for me? There's gotta be a bit of give & take, not just take, take, right?

How about this, let's make it a bet for $100. I post a video showing a full AAB clear and you paypal me $100. That way I get something out of it for wasting my time on this for you, and you get your video. Hell, I'll even make it more interesting for you - if you take this bet and I'm unable to post a video of an AAB clear for whatever reason, then I'll paypal you $200 instead. That's a 1:2 rewards split in your favor. It's a win-win for you no matter how you look at it. If it's posted, you get a valuable custom video from yours truly for a small price; if it's not, you win $200!

As for what the boss does, I have no control over that. All I know is after completing all the missions last week other than the "clear x number of times" ones on the first day manually, I just aab'ed the next 4 runs for those "clear x" missions and it cleared fully every time. That screenie was from one of those AAB runs that I just happened to post in discord, so it was available to show. So all I'll do is start recording, hit AAB & start fight, and then end recording at the end of fight. What the mobs do is up to them as I don't control what the game does; in fact, I won't be controlling anything since it's AAB. What do you say, will you take up the bet bud?

To be fair, if you can't burst on T1 due to charm from stage 4 boss AND you don't have a light team like Slashley, this is a pretty difficult fight if the RNG is bad, and there is plenty of time for the RNG to get bad if you can't finish the fight quickly.

Originally Posted by Slashley

Sure.

Please post a video where turn1 Jack slams you with -50% Atk and keeps you from Bursting for the rest of the fight, and you still win.

Does it still count if I burst on first turn and then get ATK debuff?