For shits and giggles I decided to do a new account using the kickstarter strat. I ran it 10 times (And yeesh took me almost 2 hours). Here are the 10 crappy units I got.

1. Sanosuke
2. Harissa
3. Eunice
4. Phyllis
5. Stella
6. Harissa
7. Marnie
8. Stella
9. Dorca (Seriously?)
10 Mortimer (Ok now I am being trolled.)

So I have to say if you are not drunk and bored DO NOT do the kickstarter strat since you have to click so much you can't even AFK it to maybe watch something.