About: Being a security guard is no joke, especially for such a famous museum. Holding some of the rarest dildos, this museum is often a target for thieves. Ever since Uno's been put on watch everything seems to be in place, but even more, thieves have shown up, because they are now interested in the most valuable artifact located in the security guard's pants.
Parody Info: Masumi Nishijima (Future Diary)
Rather than being a police officer, and got involved into chasing Diary Holders, Uno is a security guard, and it's him that people are after. He has the same look as the pretty boy that is Masumi, just with green hair and added stubble.