| I read that there are three times more erogenous zones on the woman body comparing to the man's one. |
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| - I hope you have more than three. I like it in my mouth and ass also. |
| I remember we played doctor in our childhood. Boys adored showing their dicks to us. |
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| - Yea its cool to surprise a girl with a dick. |
| Tell me, how do you usually finish your day? |
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| - I often jack off before sleeping, but I hope you will replace my hand with your mouth. |
| Blonde friend has hair on the bottom? |
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| - Peep on her in a bathroom or shower room. And make a picture for me. |
| Would you rather have a boy or a girl? |
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| - I don't want kids yet. I haven't had enough fun yet. |
| Tell me, what did you do this morning? |
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| - I jacked off watching a porn movie when a girl was banged in her throat and puked. Fuck, she almost died. |
| Do you believe in signs and destiny? |
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| - I was born in a rabbit year. That's why my dick is so strong. |
| what music do you listen? |
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| - I like club music. I like noisy parties a lot of alcohol, and funny girls. |
| How do you treat girls with a silicon breast? |
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| - There can't be too many tits. We could build up yours if you wish. |
| What are your plans? Cinema, zoo, theater? |
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| - It's not really comfortable in theater and zoo. It's better to blow in a cinema on a last row. |
| I'm always impressed by people who speak more than one language. |
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| - Oh, I'm a cunning linguist all right, if you get my drift! |
| One of the most important qualities a fellow could have is a sense of humor... |
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| - It's cool to harshly blow air into a vagina when you lick a girlfriend's pussy. |
| It would be so great if I were on a desert island. |
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| - Yeah. No one would disturb us. And only your moans would break the silence. |
| And how jealous are you? Do you allow other fellows to use your bitch? |
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| - Well, we can make a threesome with my friend. We often change like that. |
| Most likely you should havea cool tattoo on your chest. Would you show it? |
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| - If you're in a bed with me, you'll be able to review all my tattoos, baby. And even study them with your tongue. |
| Do you like cooking? What about a supper for your girl? |
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| - It's much simpler to order food and enjoy each other in bed. |
| Do you like dancing? Whippy asses turn me on. |
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| - Do male dancers turn you on? I wouldn't mind playing with your butt. |
| So what's your hobby-horse. What can you do best? |
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| - Is 5 orgasms enough for you? |
| What do you think about a open relationship? |
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| - Honestly I wouldn't mind fucking some other bitch aside. Or both of you. |
| Do you know how to make a French kiss? |
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| - I always confuse whether it's a tongue or a dick that needs to be placed in a girl's mouth. |
| I noticed that you often stare at my tits... |
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| - Well, my ex didn't have tits at all. I'm missing nice ones. |
| Do you like women of your age, or older ones? |
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| - I like younger ones. I like unexperienced women. It's easier to cheat them. |
| My ex was a fan of soccer, fishing, and other entertainments for men... |
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| - I don't like it. Soccer is OK, but fishing is boring. |
| I'm curious if you're attentive to your girls. Do you remember their periods? |
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| - What filth. Pads, tampons. The only good think is the ass fuck. |
| What do you think about pumped up lips? Do you think If I should correct my ones? |
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| - I remember a whore was blowing me off with such lips. I still remember her! |
| What cheers you up? |
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| - Two... Three... Four chicks! I'm ass fucking the first one, the second one is blowing me, the third is licking my balls while the fourth is kissing. |
| My ex-boyfriend couldn't do anything in bed. I always masturbated after sex with him. |
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| - Trust me, you'll forget about masturbating after meeting my huge cock. |
| Are you an early bird or an owl? |
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| - This depends on the amount of booze drunk, and the hardness of my dick. |
| How would you spend it? |
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| - OK, it's a whole million. There's 31 days a month... It's 500 fat ass chicks in total. |
| I saw a girl in a skirt and without panties in a restaurant today... |
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| - Cool. She must be playful. I think she showed her pussy just for you. |
| And why do men worry so much about the size of their dick? |
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| - I'm worrying that you could tear your mouth because of my big sized cock. |
| Once I was riding a horse at the beach on my date. |
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| - Cool. I would ride your ass afterwards. |
| Look, there's a girl spinning on a chair. She definitely had an ass, fuck, and it hurts now... |
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- I don't know who fucked her like that, but he definitely forgot to lubricate her asshole.
o you? |
| Did you have any virgins? Have you deflowered at least a single bitch?. |
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| - I didn't even count. Virgins are so naive. Fuck as many as you wish. |
| I'm still waiting when you'll start talking about asses. My ex was only talknig about it. |
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| - Most likely you ass fucked too much, that's why he sticked to your ass. |
| what do you like most in girls? |
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| - I won't lie; I look primarily at a breast. especially if I see nipples through clothing |
| I've been dreaming of a trip for a very long time. I dream of new places, and new acquaintances. |
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| - New acquaintances? What about a 2nd girl? I would squeeze your asses. |
| Ever skydived? |
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| - I've jumped out of airplanes and off skyscrapers. Nothing beats that kind of adrenaline and thrill! |
| Do you have a gun? Will you teach me how to shoot? |
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| - Yeah, and even a knife. You're safe with me. We can shoot in a forest. |
| Imagine the most romantic evening of your life... |
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| - 18-year old whore blows me after I ass fucked her friend. |
| Would you jerk on me if I send you a pciture of myself naked? |
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| - I would print a picture, cum at it, and send it to you! |
| All my girlfriends enrolled to striptease courses. Do you think if I should go with them? |
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| - Sure. Hope I'll get invited to a final exam? |
| Will you forgive a betrayal, or will fuck one off? |
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| - It depends. If a chick is good and blows great, I can forgive her monkey tricks. |
| How's your mood today? |
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| - I didn't jack off this morning, and I keep thinking about sex. Won't you help me with a hand? |
| Have you already seen my new tattoo? Guess where it is |
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| - I haven't fucked you yet. And now you're sitting all dressed, so I haven't seen it. I would study your body to find foreign drawings with great pleasure. |
| Scars adorn men. Did you fight for life and death? |
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| - I don't like fighting. I can resolve a conflict by talking to an opponent. I'm a smart guy. |
| Look, that bitch has shorts that look like my underpants. She's going almost naked... |
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| - I don't like when girls dress so vulgar, and show everything. |
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