| What music do you listen? |
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| - I like club music. I like noisy parties, a lot of alcohol, and funny girls. |
| I've been dreaming of a trip for a very long time. I dream of new places, and new acquintances. |
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| - New acquintances? What about a 2nd girl? I would squeeze your asses |
| I'm always impressed by people who speak more than one language. |
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| - Languages are the finest of mind gymnastics. I've always wanted to learn at least five. |
| Are you an early bird or an owl? |
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| - I usually get up early to do all the work, and have a vacant evening |
| I'm still wating when you'll start talking about asses. My ex was only talking about it |
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| - I understand him. Butt is the sweetest part of the girl. It's so nice to squeeze it in the evening. |
| Do you like cooking? What about a supper for your girl? |
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| - Last time I tried wasn't very successful. A girl was washing out a kitchen for the whole day. |
| And why do men worry so much about the size of their dick? |
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| - Lack of intelligence and excess time - two main reasons |
| I read that there are three times more erogenous zones on the woman body comparing to the man's one |
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| - I hope you have at least 3 ones. I like it in my mouth and ass also. |
| It would be so great if i were on a desert island... |
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| - Life is not so romantic. Food, water, diseases... And up a pile of predators. |
| Do you have a gun? Will you teach me haw to shoot? |
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| - Yeah, and even a knife. You're safe with me. We can shoot in a forest. |
| So what's your hobby-horse? What can you do best? |
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| - I can do everything. I don't bake cake though. |
| What are your plans?? Cinema, zoo, theater? |
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| - Zoo is a good idea! I like animals and walking. So much of fresh air |
| Once I was riding a horse at the beach on my date. |
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| - It's a good idea for a date, but I hate to hear about your ex. |
| My ex-boyfriend couldn't do anything in bed. I always masturbated after sex with him. |
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| - Trust me, you'll forget about masturbating after meeting my huge cock. |
| What do you think about open relationship? |
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| - I don't need it myself. But if you want, we could have a threesome sometimes. |
| Imagine you got a million bucks. How would you spend it? |
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| - There's nothing more beautiful than giving gifts to beloved people! |
| What do you like most in girls? |
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| - I won't lie; I look primarily at a breast. Especially if I see nipples through clothing. |
| What cheers you up? |
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| - Two... Three... Four chick! I'm ass fucking the first one, the second one is blowing me, the third is licking my balls, while the fourth one is kissing. |
| All my girlfriends enrolled to the striptease courses. Do you think if I should go with them? |
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| - Sure. Hope I'll get invited to a final exam? |
| And how jealous are you? Do you allow other fellows to use your bitch? |
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| - Actually I wouldn't mind watching my girl pleasing some other guy. I'd be proud of it. |
| Did you have any virgins? Have you deflowered at least a single bitch? |
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| - No |
| Do you believe in signs and destiny? |
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| - I was born in a rabbit year. That's why my dick is so strong |
| Do you know how to make a French kiss? |
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| - Dick or tongue |
| Do you like dancing? Whippy asses turn me on. |
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| - Do male dancers turn you on? I wouldn't mind playing with your butt. |
| Do you like women of your age, or older ones? |
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| - I don't care about the age |
| Ever skydived? |
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| - No. To be honest, I've always been afraid of heights. |
| Have you already seen my new tattoo? Guess where it is. |
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| - I saw it on your elegant leg... |
| How do you treat girls with a silicon breast? |
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| - There can't be too many tits. We could build up yours if you wish. |
| How is your mood today? |
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| - I've got a lot of stuff to do. I'm very tired, but I still have a lot to do. |
| I noticed that you often stare at my tits... |
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| - You've grown up a beautiful breast. I can't stop looking at it. |
| I remember we played doctor in our childhood. Boys adored showing their dicks to us. |
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| - I played such games of course, but didn't advance to stuff like that |
| I saw a girl in a skirt and without panties in a restaurant today... |
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| - Cool. She must be playful. I think she showed her pussy just for you. |
| I'm curious if you're attentive to your girls. Do you remember their periods? |
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| - I don't think a man should mess with women stuff. |
| I've always dreamt of a boyfriend bringing a cup of coffee in bed... |
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| - I always dreamt of bringing a coffee.... |
| I've got a friend who is blonde. I'm curious if her pussy is also blonde. |
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| - Missing |
| Imagine the most romantic evening in your life... |
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| - 18-year old whore blows me after I ass fucked her friend. |
| Look, that bitch has shorts that look like my underpants. She's going almost naked... |
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| - To be honest, I like her ass very much. Shorts are just great. |
| Look, there's a girl spinning on a chair. she definitely had an ass fuck, and it hurts now... |
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| - ??? You're very inspective, chatterbox. Didn't you think she just wants to piss??? |
| Most likely you should have a cool tattoo on your chest. Will you show it? |
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| - If you're in a bed with me, you'll be able to review all my tattoos, baby. And even study them with your tongue. |
| My ex was a fan of soccer, fishing and other entertainments for men... |
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| - ??? Although he's your ex... ??? |
| One of the most important qualities a fellow could have is a sense of humor... |
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| - It's cool to harshly blow air into a vagina when you lick a girlfriend's pussy. |
| Scars adorn men. Did you fight for life and death? |
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| - I don't like fighting. I can a conflict by talking to an opponent. I'm a smart guy |
| Tell me, how do you usually finish your day? |
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| - Training. Going home, having a lunch, and getting to sleep as soon as posible. |
| Tell me, what did you do this morning |
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| - I jog every morning ... |
| What do you think about pumped up lips? Do you think if I should correct my ones? |
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| - ??? NOT: Fyou've got perfect lips.... |
| Will you forgive a betrayal, or will you fuck one off? |
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| - Punch the bitch. |
| Would you jerk on me if I send you a picture of myself naked? |
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| - Why? There's a lot of porn on the Internet. I could jack off at other girls. |
| Would you rather have a boy or a girl? |
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| - I would love to have daughters, my little princesses. With my personality and your looks. |
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