| All my girlfriends enrolled to the striptease courses. Do you think if I should go with them? |
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| - Sure. Hope I'll get invited to a final exam? |
| And how jealous are you? Do you allow other fellows to use your bitch? |
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| - Actually I wouldn't mind watching my girl pleasing some other guy. I'd be proud of it. |
| And why do men worry so much about the size of their dick? |
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| - In my opinion, skills and tenderness are more important than a size. |
| Are you an early bird or an owl? |
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| - This depends on the amount of booze drunk, and the hardness of my dick. |
| Did you have any virgins? Have you deflowered at least a single bitch? |
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| - Not a single one. I don't like them. A lot of mess and questions. And she can fall in love afterwards. |
| Do you believe in signs and destiny? |
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| - I was born in a rabbit year. That's why by dick is so strong. |
| Do you know how to make a French kiss? |
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| - I always confuse whether it's a tongue or a dick that needs to be placed in a girl's mouth? |
| Do you like cooking? What about a supper for your girl? |
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| - Last time I tried wasn't very successful. A girl was washing out a kitchen for the whole day. |
| Do you like dancing? Whippy asses turn me on. |
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| - Do male dancers turn you on? I wouldn't mind playing with your butt. |
| Do you like women of your age, or older ones? |
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| - I like younger ones. I like unexperienced women; it's easier to cheat on them. |
| Ever skydived? |
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| - Wanna dive together, in tandem? I'll hold you tight as we're falling. |
| Have you already seen my new tattoo? Guess where it is. |
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| - I have noticed it on your elegant leg when you were sitting down at the table. It's cool. |
| How do you treat girls with a silicon breast? |
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| - There can't be too many tits. We could build up yours if you wish. |
| How is your mood today? |
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| - I've got a lot of stuff to do. I'm very tired, but I still have a lot to do. |
| I noticed you stare at my tits... |
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| - Sorry, it wont happen again. |
| I read that there are three times more erogenous zones on the woman body comparing to the man's one. |
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| - I hope you have at least 3 ones. I like it in my mouth and ass also. |
| I remember we played doctor in our childhood. Boys adored showing their dicks to us. |
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| - I played such games of course, but didn't advance to stuff like that. |
| I saw a girl in a skirt and without panties in a restaurant today... |
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| - Cool. She must be Playful. I think she showed her pussy just for you |
| I'm always impressed by people who speak more than one language. |
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| - Language are the finest of mind gymnastics. I've always wanted to learn at least five. |
| I'm curious if you're attentive to your girls. Do you remember their periods? |
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| - What filth. Pads, tampons. The only good thing is the ass fuck. |
| I'm still waiting when you'll start talking about my asses. My ex was only talking about it. |
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| - Was he talking about another's asses when you were around? He is an idiot. |
| I've always dreamt of a boyfriend bringing a cup of coffee in bed... |
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| - With cream? I'd cum in a cup for you. |
| I've been dreaming of a trip for a very long time. I dream of new places, and new acquaintances. |
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| - New acquaintances? What about a 2nd girl? I would squeeze your asses. |
| I've got a friend who is blonde. I'm curious if her pussy is also blonde. |
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| - So you and your friend got hairy thickets? This seems disgusting. |
| If we're being open, how do i feel about anal? |
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| - Sometimes you don't mind a cock in your asshole. |
| Imagine the most romantic evening in your life... |
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| - 18-year old whore blows me after I ass fucked her friend. |
| Imagine you got a million bucks. How would you spend it? |
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| - There's nothing more beautiful than giving gifts to beloved people. |
| It would be so great if I were on a desert Island... |
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| - Live is not so romantic. Food, water, diseases... Add up a pile of predators. |
| Look, that bitch has shorts that look like my underpants. She's going almost naked... |
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| - Your ass is much better, and I can see that even without such frank clothes. |
| Look, there's a girl spinning on a chair. she definitely had an ass fuck, and it hurts now... |
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| - You're very inspective, chatterbox. Didn't you think she just wants to piss? |
| Most likely you should have a cool tattoo on your chest. Will you show it? |
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| - If you're in a bed with me, you'll be able to review all my tattoos, baby. And even study them with your tongue. |
| My ex was a fan of soccer, fishing and other entertainments for men... |
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| - Although he's your ex, I respect his hobbies. |
| One of the most important qualities a fellow could have is a sense of humor... |
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| - It's cool to harshly blow air into a vagina when you lick a girlfriend's pussy. |
| Scars adorn men. Did you fight for life and death? |
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| - You can solve problems by force. I often have to show who's right, and who's wrong. That's why I have enough scars. |
| So what's your hobby-horse? What can you do best? |
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| - I can do everything. I don't bake cakes, though. |
| Tell me, how do you usually finish your day? |
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| - Training. Going home, having a lunch, and getting to sleep as soon as possible. |
| Tell me, what did you do this morning? |
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| - I jacked off watching a porn movie when a girl was banged in her throat, and puked. Fuck, she almost died. |
| What are your plans? Cinema, zoo, theater? |
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| - It's not really comfortable in theater and zoo. It's better to blow in a cinema on a last row. |
| What cheers you up? |
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| - Two... Three... Four chicks. I'm ass fucking the first one, the second one is blowing me, the third is licking my balls, while the fourth one is kissing. |
| What do you like most in girls? |
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| - I can't pretend to be original. I like bouncy and round butt. I always start dreaming of sticking my dick into it. |
| What do you think about open relationship? |
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| - I don't need it myself. But if you want, we could have a threesome sometimes. |
| What do you think about pumped up lips? Do you think if I should correct my ones? |
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| - I remember a whore was blowing me off with such lips. I still remember her. |
| What music do you listen? |
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| - I like club music. I like noisy parties, a lot of alcohol, and funny girls. |
| Will you forgive a betrayal, or will fuck one off? |
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| - It depends. If a chick is good and her blows great, I can forgive her monkey tricks. |
| Would you jerk on me if I send you a picture of myself naked? |
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| - I would print a picture, cum at it, and send it to you. |
| Would you rather have a boy or a girl? |
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| - I don't want kids yet. I haven't had enough fun yet. |
| My ex-boyfriend couldn't do anything in bed. I always masturbated after sex with him. |
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| - Trust me, you'll forget about masturbating after meeting my huge cock. |
| Do you have a gun? Will you teach me how to shoot? |
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| - You don't think of killing my ex, do you? |
| You remember whether I have hair down there, right? |
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| - You're all about waxing. |
| Once I was riding a horse at the beach on my date. |
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| - Cool. I would ride your ass afterwards. |
| I'm sure you remember a major detail like my personal trim? |
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| - You're all about waxing. |
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