All of my girlfriends enrolled to the striptease courses. Do you think if I should go with them? |
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- Sure. Hope I'll get invited to a final exam? |
And how jealous are you? Do you allow other fellows to use your bitch? |
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- Well, we can make a threesome with my friend. We often change like that |
And why do men worry so much about the size of their dick? |
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- I'm worrying that you could tear your mouth because of my big sized cock. |
Are you an early bird or an owl? |
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- This depends on the amount of booze drunk, and the hardness of my dick. |
Did you have any virgins? Have you deflowered at least a single bitch? |
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- I didn't even count. Virgins are so naive. Fuck as much as you wish. |
Do you have a gun? Will you teach me how to shoot? |
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- Yeah, and even a knife. You're safe with me. We can shoot in a forest. |
Do you know how to make a French kiss? |
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- I always confuse whether its a tongue or a dick that needs to be placed in a girl's mouth? |
Do you like cooking? What about a supper for you girl? |
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- It's much simpler to order food and enjoy each other in bed |
Do you like dancing? Whippy asses turn me on. |
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- Do male dancers turn you on? I wouldn't mind playing with your butt. |
Do you belive in signs and destiny? |
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- I was born in a rabbit year. That's why my dick is so stron. |
Do you like women of your age, or older ones? |
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- I like younger ones. I like unexperienced women; it's easier to cheat them |
Ever skydived? |
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- I've jumped out of airplanes and skyscrapers. Nothing beats that kind of adrenaline and thrill. |
Have you already seen my new tattoo? Guess where it is. |
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- I haven't fucked you yet. And now you're sitting all dressed, so I haven't seen it. I would study your body to find foreign drawings with great pleasure. |
How is your mood today? |
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- I didn't jack off in the morning, and I keep thinking about sex. Won't you help me with a hand? |
Imagine the most romantic evening in your life... |
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- 18-year old whore blows me after I ass fucked her friend |
Imagine you got a million bucks. How would you spend it? |
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- Ok, it's a whole million, There's 31 days in a month... it's 500 fat ass chicks in total! |
I'm curious if you're attentive to your girls. Do you remember their periods? |
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- What filth. Pads, tampons. The only good think is the ass fuck. |
I'm still waiting when you'll start talking about asses. My ex was only talking about it. |
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- Most likely you ass fucked too much, that's why he sticked to your ass. |
I noticed that you often stare at my tits... |
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- Well, my ex didn't have tits at all. I'm missing nice ones. |
I read that there are three times more erogenous zones on the woman body comparing to the man's one. |
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- I hope you have at least 3 ones. I like it in my mouth and ass also. |
I saw a girls in a skirt and without panties in a restaurant today... |
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- Cool. She must be playful. I think she showed her pussy just for you. |
It would be so great if I were on a desert Island... |
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- Yeah. No one would disturb us. And only your moans will break the silence. |
I'm always impressed by people who speak more than one language. |
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- Oh, I'm a cunning linguist all right, if you catch my drift. |
I've always dreamt of a boyfriend bringing a cup of coffee in bed... |
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- With cream? I'd cum in a cup for you! |
I've been dreaming of a trip for a very long time. I dream of new places, and new acquaintances. |
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- New acquaintances? What about a 2nd girl? I would squeeze your asses. |
I've got a friend who is blond. I'm curious if her pussy is also blonde. |
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- Peep on her in a bathroom or shower room. And make a picture for me. |
Look, that bitch has shorts that look like my underpants. She's going almost naked... |
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- I don't like when girls dress so vulgar, and show everything. |
Look, there's a girl spinning on a chair. she definitely had an ass fuck, and it hurts now... |
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- I don't know who fucked her like that, but he definitely forgot to lubricate her asshole. |
Most likely you should have a cool tattoo on your chest. Will you show it? |
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- If you're in a bed with me, you'll be able to review all my tattoos, baby. And even study them with your tongue. |
My ex-boyfriend couldn't do anything in bed. I always masturbated after sex with him. |
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- Trust me, you'll forget about masturbating after meeting my huge cock. |
My ex was a fan of soccer, fishing and other entertainments for men... |
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- I don't like it. Soccer is OK, but fishing is boring. |
Once I was riding a horse at the beach on my date. |
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- Cool. I would ride your ass afterwards. |
One of the most important qualities a fellow could is a sense of humor.. |
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- It's cool to harshly blow air into a vagina when you lick a girlfriend's pussy. |
Scars adorn men. Did you fight for life and death? |
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- I don't like fighting. I can a conflict by talking to an opponent. I'm a smart guy. |
So what's your hobby-horse? What can you do best? |
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- Is 5 orgasms enough for you? |
Tell me, what did you do this morning? |
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- I jacked off watching a porn movie when a girl was banged in her throat. Fuck, she almost died. |
What cheers you up? |
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- Two...Three...Fours chicks! I'm ass fucking the first one, the second one is blowing me, third is licking my balls, while the fourth one is kissing |
What do you like most in girls? |
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- I won't lie; I look primarily at the breast. Especially if I see nipples through clothing. |
What do you think about open relationship? |
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- Honestly I wouldn't mind fucking some other bitch aside. Or both of you. |
What do you think about pumped lips? Do you think if I should correct my ones? |
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- I remember a whore was blowing me off with such lips. I still remember her! |
What music do you listen? |
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- I like club music. I like noisy parties, a lot of alcohol, and funny girls. |
Why do men worry so much about the size of their dick? |
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- I'm worrying that you could tear your mouth because of my big sized cock. |
Will you forgive a betrayal, or will fuck one off? |
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- It depends. If a chick is good and blows great, I can forgive her monkey tricks. |
Would you jerk me if i send you a picture of myself naked? |
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- I would print a picture, cum at it, and send it to you. |
Would you rather have a boy or a girl? |
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- I don't want kids yet. I haven't had enough fun yet. |
What are your plans?Cinema,zoo,theater? |
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- It's not really comfortable in Theater and zoo. It's better to blow in a cinema on a last row. |
How do you treat girls with silicon breast? |
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- There can't be too many tits. We could build up your if you wish |
Tell me, how do you usually finish your day? |
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- I often jack off before sleeping, but I hope you will replace my hand with your mouth. |
I remember we played doctor in our childhood. Boys adored showing their dicks to us. |
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- Yeah, it's cool to surprise a babe with a dick. I do this in an elevator, and jerk at the bitches. |
I told you what compliment I adore, didn't I? |
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- Everybody can see what a smart cookie you are. |
I'm sure you remember how often I finger my pussy? |
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- You're clearly underfucked'cause you need to get off at least twice a day. |