| Are you an early bird or an owl? |
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| - There's nothing better than staying in bed with a beautiful girl! |
| And why do men worry so much about the size of their dick? |
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| - In my opinion skill and tenderness...! |
| Did you have any virgins? Have you deflowered at least a single bitch? |
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| - Not a single one. I don't like them. A lot of mess and questions. And she can fall in love afterwards. |
| Do you have a gun? Will you teach me how to shoot? |
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| - Yeah, and even a knife. You're safe with me. We can shoot in a forest. |
| Do you like dancing? Whippy asses turn me on. |
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| - Do male dancers turn you on? I wouldn't mind playing with your butt. |
| Do you know how to make a French kiss? |
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| - Well, I know how to make a tender kiss. I'll show it now, if possible. |
| Do you like women of your age, or older ones? |
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| - I don't care about the age. Mutual understanding and comfort are much more important. |
| How is your mood today? |
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| - This is not important now. I met you, and everything is OK now. I had a perfect day. |
| Do you like cooking? What about a supper for you girl? |
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| - Yeah, sure. I like doing that, and I do it very well. And I'll bring you a morning coffee in a bed. |
| Ever skydived? |
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| - I've Jumped out of airplanes and off skyscrapers |
| Have you already seen my new tattoo? Guess where it is |
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| - I have noticed it on your elegant leg when you were sitting down at the table. It's cool. |
| And how jealous are you? Do you allow other fellows to use your bitch? |
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| - Well, we can make a threesome with my friend. We often change like that. |
| I noticed that you often stare at my tits... |
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| - Well, my ex didn't have tits at all. I'm missing nice ones. |
| I read that there are three times more erogenous zones on the woman body comparing to the man's one. |
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| - They lie. There's the only zone - a heart! |
| I'm curious if you're attentive to your girls. Do you remember their periods? |
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| - Those are tough days for my princess, and I'm glad to care about her. |
| I saw a girl in a skirt and without panties in a restaurant today... |
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| - Well, modern teenagers are going nuts. |
| I'm still waiting when you'll start talking about asses. My ex was only talking about it. |
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| - Was he talking about another's asses when you were around? He is an idiot! |
| I've been dreaming of a trip for a very long time. I dream of new places, and new acquaintances. |
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| - I would ride you on a bike aimlessly. |
| I've got a friend who is blonde. I'm curious if her pussy is also blonde. |
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| - Peep on her in a bathroom or shower room. And make a picture for me. |
| Imagine the most romantic evening in your life... |
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| - To be honest, I've never had anything like that. I really hope to experience that with you. |
| Imagine you got a million bucks. How would you spend it? |
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| - I'd get a car. I'd set aside the rest to buy an apartment or villa for my family. |
| It would be so great if I were on a desert Island... |
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| - Yeah. No one would disturb us. And only your moans would break the silence. |
| I've always dreamt of a boyfriend bringing a cup of coffee in bed... |
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| - NOT With cream? I'd cum in a cup for you! |
| Look, that bitch has shorts that look like my underpants. She's going almost naked... |
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| - I don't like when girls dress so vulgar, and show everything. |
| Look, there's a girl spinning on a chair. She definitely had an ass fuck, and it hurts now... |
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| - Blah. Can we stop discussing her torn butt? |
| Most likely you should have a cool tattoo on your chest. Will you show it? |
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| - Sure, you can look at them. We may be together, and I'll make a new tattoo after you, baby. |
| My ex-boyfriend couldn't do anything in bed. I always masturbated after sex with him. |
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| - It depends on your relationship. If you were not in love, you would turn on very slow. You're both to blame. |
| Once I was riding a horse at the beach on my date. |
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| - I'd like to be your stallion. A wild stallion. |
| One of the most important qualities a fellow could have is a sense of humor... |
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| - You're smiling since the moment we met. I will keep this mood. |
| Scars adorn men. Did you fight for life and death? |
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| - You can solve problems by force. I often have to show who's right, and who's wrong. That's why I have enough scars. |
| So what's your hobby-horse? What can you do best? |
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| - Is 5 orgasms enough for you? |
| Tell me, what did you do this morning? |
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| - As always, I took a shower, and started doing various things. I was working before meeting you. |
| What do you like most in girls? |
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| - I look at the eyes, and face, but the rich inner world attracts me most. |
| What do you think about open relationship? |
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| - And why do you need that if you relationship is good? I think it's filth. |
| Will you forgive a betrayal, or will fuck one off? |
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| - If I love her, I'll have to forgive her. She's the most darling one for me. |
| Why do men worry so much about the size of their dick? |
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| - In my opinion, skills and tenderness are more important than a size. |
| Would you rather have a boy or a girl? |
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| - I hope you give me twins. A boy, and a beautiful little girl. |
| Do you believe in signs and destiny? |
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| - I believe in our signs matching, and I'm destined to be together. |
| What are your plans? Cinema, zoo, theater? |
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| - Zoo is a good idea! I like animals and walking. So much of fresh air! |
| What cheers you up? |
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| - I have a very good mood now. I'm very comfortable with you. |
| What do you think about pumped lips? Do you think if I should correct my ones? |
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| - You've got perfect lips. I wouldn't like to change anything. |
| Tell me, how do you usually finish your day? |
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| - I consider a day in vain if I don't read a good book before sleeping. |
| My ex was a fan of soccer, fishing, and other entertainments for men... |
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| - I'd better spend time loving you than feeding insects while fishing. |
| I remember we played doctor in our childhood. Boys adored showing their dicks to us. |
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| - Yeah, it's cool to surprise a babe with a dick. I do this in an elevator, and jerk at the bitches. |
| All my girlfriends enrolled to the striptease courses. Do you think if I should go with them? |
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| - Sure. Hope i'll get invited to a final exam? |
| I'm always impressed by people who speak more than one language. |
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| - I promise to recite French poetry as I'm munching on your twat. |
| How do you treat girls with a silicon breast? |
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| - I can't understand why they disfigure themselves with silicon. A natural breast is much more pleasant. |
| What music do you listen? |
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| - I like club music. I like noisy parties, a lot of alcohol, and funny girls. |
| Would you jerk on me if I send you a picture of myself naked? |
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| - Your fantasies are weird. I would enjoy the beauty of your body. No filth. |
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