| All my girlfriends enrolled to the striptease courses. Do you think if I should go with them? |
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| - Sure. Hope I'll get invited to a final exam? |
| And why do men worry so much about the size of their dick? |
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| - In my opinion, skills and tenderness are more important than a size. |
| Are you an early bird or an owl? |
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| - This depends on the amount of booze drunk and the hardness of my dick. |
| Did you have any virgins? Have you deflowered at least a single bitch? |
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| - Not a single one. I don't like them. A lot of mess and questions. And she can fall in love afterwards. |
| Do you believe in signs and destiny? |
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| - I think it's nonsense. |
| Do you have a gun? Will you teach me how to shoot? |
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| - .You don't think of killing my ex, do you? |
| Do you know how to make a French kiss? |
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| - I know how to make a tender kiss. I'll show it now, if possible. |
| Do you like cooking? What about a supper for your girl? |
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| - Yeah, sure. I love doing that, and I do it very well. And I'll bring you a morning coffee in a bed. |
| Do you like dancing? Whippy asses turn me on. |
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| - Do male dancers turn you on? I wouldn't mind playing with your butt. |
| Do you like women of your age, or older ones? |
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| - Younger, easier to cheat |
| Ever skydived? |
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| - NOT wanna dive together in tandem |
| Have you already seen my new tattoo? Guess where it is |
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| - I have noticed it on your elegant leg where you were sitting down at the table. It’s cool. |
| How do you treat girls with a silicon breast? |
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| - I can't understand why they disfigure themselves with silicon. A natural breast is much more pleasant. |
| How is your mood today? |
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| - I've got a lot of stuff to do. I'm very tired, but still have a lot to do. |
| I noticed that you often stare at my tits… |
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| - I'm Sorry. It won't happen again. |
| I read that there are three times more erogenous zones on the woman body comparing to the man's one. |
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| - I hope you have at least 3 ones. I like it in my mouth and ass also. |
| I remember we played doctor in our childhood, Boys adored showing their dicks to us. |
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| - Yeah, it's cool to surprise a babe with a dick. I do this in an elevator, and jerk at the bitches. |
| I saw a girl in a skirt and without panties in a restaurant today... |
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| - Cool. She must be playful. I think she showed her pussy just for you. |
| I've always dreamt of a boyfriend bringing a cup of coffee in bed... |
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| - With cream? I'd cum in a cup for you. |
| I've got a friend who is blonde. I'm curious if her pussy is also blonde. |
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| - Peep on her in a bathroom or shower room. And make a picture for me. |
| I'm always impressed by people who speak more than one language. |
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| - Cunning Linguist |
| I'm curious if you're attentive to your girls. Do you remember their periods? |
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| - What filth. |
| I'm still waiting when you'll start talking about asses. My ex was only talking about it. |
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| - Was he talking about another's asses when you were around? He is an idiot. |
| I've been dreaming of a trip for a very long time. I dream of new places, and new acquaintances. |
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| - New acquaintances? What about a 2nd girl? I would squeeze your asses. |
| Imagine the most romantic evening in your life... |
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| - To be honest, I've never had anything like that. I really hope to experience that with you. |
| Imagine you got a million bucks, How would you spend it? |
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| - Buy a car and a villa for my family. |
| It would be so great if I were on a desert island... |
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| - Yeah. No one would disturb us. And only your moans will break the silence. |
| Look, that bitch has shorts that look like my underpants. She's going almost naked... |
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| - Your ass is much better, and I can see that without suck frank clothes. |
| Look, there’s a girl spinning on a chair. She definitely had an ass fuck, and it hurts now… |
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| - You're very inspective, chatterbox. Didn't you think she just wants to piss? |
| Most likely you should have a cool tattoo on your chest. Will you show it? |
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| - Sure, you can look at them. We may be together, and I'll make a new tattoo after you, baby. |
| My ex-boyfriend couldn't do anything in bed. I always masturbated after sex with him. |
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| - It depends on your relationship. If you were not in love, you would turn on very slow. You're both to blame. |
| My ex was a fan of soccer, fishing and other entertainments for men. |
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| - I don't like it. Soccer is OK, but fishing is boring. |
| Once I was riding a horse at the beach on my date. |
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| - I'd like to be your stallion. A wild stallion. |
| One of the most important qualities a fellow could have is a sense of humor... |
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| - It's cool to harshly blow air into a vagina when you lick a girlfriend's pussy. |
| Scars adorn men. Did you fight for life and death? |
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| - You can solve problems by force. I often have to show who's right, and who's wrong. That's why I have enough scars. |
| So what's your hobby-horse? What can you do best? |
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| - Is 5 orgasms enough for you? |
| Tell me, how do you usually finish your day? |
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| - I often jack off before sleeping. |
| Tell me, what did you do this morning? |
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| - I jacked off watching a porn movie when a girl was banged in her throat, and puked. Fuck, she almost died. |
| What are your plans? Cinema, Zoo Theater? |
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| - It's not really comfortable in theater and zoo. It's better to blow in a cinema on a last row. |
| What cheers you up? |
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| - Two... Three... Four chicks! I'm ass fucking the first one, the second one is blowing me, the third is licking my balls, while the fourth one is kissing me. |
| What do you do in the morning? |
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| - Missing |
| What do you like most in girls? |
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| - Their Ass |
| What do you think about open relationships? |
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| - I don't need it myself. But if you want, we could have a threesome sometimes. |
| What do you think of pumped up lips? Do you think if I should correct my ones? |
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| - I remember a whore was blowing me off with such lips. I still remember her! |
| What music do you listen? |
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| - Club music |
| Will you forgive a betrayal? Or will fuck one off? |
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| - It depends. If a chick is good and her blows great, I can forgive her monkey tricks. |
| Would you jerk on me if I send you a picture of myself naked? |
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| - Your fantasies are weird. I would enjoy the beauty of your body. No filth. |
| Would you rather have a boy or a girl? |
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| - I don't want kids yet. I haven't had enough fun yet. |
| And how jealous are you? Do you allow other fellows to use your bitch? |
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| - Actually I wouldn't mind watching my girl please some other guy. I'd be proud of it. |
| You have tattoo can you show me? |
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| - Missing |
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