About her: Valentine the Cumpire Queen is half-human and half-demon, who later in life became one of the lustiest cumpires in the world. She is an ancient being with amazing powers, all of which are wasted on her daddy issues and her good-for-nothing attitude. A professional slacker and an amateur musician, very few people can set this semen-thirsty cumpire straight, so it’s lucky that she’s dating the pedantic Princess Cumshot, who helps her be more grounded… even when she wants to float away to the nearest cock.
