Welp, I did spend the $20 for two guaranteed 5*s. (I also received a duplicate 5* in the random gacha roll.)

I did not, of course, receive Tiger Lily, because I will go broke before I ever manage to roll her, or before FKG actually remembers to sell 5* tickets.

I did however get Convallaria. Better watch your back, Victoria. You got competition now.

I also received a loli character who I will immediately ignore.

I'll wait to see if we get a better deal this weekend but if we don't I might just throw $30 more for Dusty and pray that will convince FKG to start rotating in other 6* characters for the honor.