More like a reverse gangbang, us men can't multitask

I feel I just set up a little ticket machine, and a waiting room

Morning, madam, good to see you for the 1st time do you prefer cake, jewels or toys?
Wonderful your happy step this way
* 10 seconds later*
Ok, please take your complementary wipe, drop your gem off with the receptionist and tell number 46 to come in...oh and happy new year