...Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
DAMN IT!!!

I spent my last 50 hard earned FG on this round for another go at Tiger Lily with the New Characters Gacha.

What happened? Of course you know what happened.
Worse than salt. Worse than salt.

...I got the indicator from the gold bucket that I was getting a 5*. It was a new 5*! From the new batch!
But it was Heart Vine.
Heart Vine. Freaking Heart Vine.
Heart Vine is not Tiger Lily. Heart Vine is NOT Tiger Lily!!!!

She's not the cool one with the awesome armor and the neon blue hair! She's just some weirdo with a fake hand or something.

So here's my thesis. Someone who works for Flower Knight Girl lurks the forums and pegged me as the guy who wanted Tiger Lily and determined it'd be so funny to troll me by giving me the other 5* girl.
This is consistent with my prior experiences. Last time I spent serious amounts of FG I wanted Ardisia Bride on the reissue gacha and instead I got...Flowering Peach Bride. Twice. No Ardisia Brides, two straight Flowering Peach Brides.

So it's clear to me that FKG knows exactly the characters I want and destroys my heart by 'awarding me' the characters I don't. I see you, FKG. I see you, and I hate you.

Originally Posted by FriendlyFacez

So it's clear to me that FKG knows exactly the characters I want and destroys my heart by 'awarding me' the characters I don't. I see you, FKG. I see you, and I hate you.

Would it be safe to say they planted vines to destroy your heart?

Apparently, Aizoon Stonecrop has her second h-scene out. Does anyone know when she got it? I wasn't aware as it was never in the patch notes.
According to the patch notes, the only second h-scenes to be released since her introduction are:
8 May 2018: 2nd H-Scene Release - Butterfly Bush; Japanese Parsley
3 May 2018: 2nd H-Scene for Loquat and Robinia
17 April 2018: 2nd H-Scene - Soapwort, Clematis

I think more people are salty about Tiger Lily than than the salt Miko event

Originally Posted by Taon

Would it be safe to say they planted vines to destroy your heart?

I will say that I do love how FKG wrote Heart Vine as desperate for the Knight Commander and quite possibly as the only Flower Knight to be rejected by him outright in her Intro speech -- it's as if the FKG creators understand that everyone should be so eager for Tiger Lily that Heart Vine is inevitably a disappointment by comparison.

Originally Posted by FriendlyFacez

I will say that I do love how FKG wrote Heart Vine as desperate for the Knight Commander and quite possibly as the only Flower Knight to be rejected by him outright in her Intro speech -- it's as if the FKG creators understand that everyone should be so eager for Tiger Lily that Heart Vine is inevitably a disappointment by comparison.

Meanwhile I'm not really that interested in Tiger Lily and they gave me two of her >.>

Y U Do Dis FKG? \>.</

looks like Aizoon Stonecrop wanted to fugg really badly it seems

Ugh, I took a stab at the popularity gacha and got 3 silvers. That makes 3 11-pulls without at least a gold.

Originally Posted by DrunkMonkGar

Ugh, I took a stab at the popularity gacha and got 3 silvers. That makes 3 11-pulls without at least a gold.

did 2 11 pulls on it and only got bronze/silver aswell

One pull, 1 gold Fir dupe. Not exactly breath taking either, but at least something I suppose.