...Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
DAMN IT!!!
I spent my last 50 hard earned FG on this round for another go at Tiger Lily with the New Characters Gacha.
What happened? Of course you know what happened.
Worse than salt. Worse than salt.
...I got the indicator from the gold bucket that I was getting a 5*. It was a new 5*! From the new batch!
But it was Heart Vine.
Heart Vine. Freaking Heart Vine.
Heart Vine is not Tiger Lily. Heart Vine is NOT Tiger Lily!!!!
She's not the cool one with the awesome armor and the neon blue hair! She's just some weirdo with a fake hand or something.
So here's my thesis. Someone who works for Flower Knight Girl lurks the forums and pegged me as the guy who wanted Tiger Lily and determined it'd be so funny to troll me by giving me the other 5* girl.
This is consistent with my prior experiences. Last time I spent serious amounts of FG I wanted Ardisia Bride on the reissue gacha and instead I got...Flowering Peach Bride. Twice. No Ardisia Brides, two straight Flowering Peach Brides.
So it's clear to me that FKG knows exactly the characters I want and destroys my heart by 'awarding me' the characters I don't. I see you, FKG. I see you, and I hate you.