Originally Posted by Unregistered

I can't see that going over very well with most potential girlfriends or wives... And just thinking about the logistics of 'using' it squicks me out a bit. Plus unless you warm it in a bath, it's going to feel like fucking a corpse. Even then, you still have to clean the thing.

Honestly girlfriends or wives ? ? ?[/QUOTE]

Which confuses you? The use of plural, or the assumption that some of us would have a significant other?

Since there are several of us here, I am going to assume at least two of us have either a girlfriend or wife. That explains the use of plural. And I will point out that it IS possible to have multiple girlfriends. Plural wives is a little bit on the illegal side, but you would be surprised at all of the possible configurations of consensual non-monogamy. Poly folk in particular are known to sometimes have structured relationships that are essentially equivalent to marriage in everything but name. The government may only allow a single spouse, but you can get creative with legal paperwork to achieve practically the same end.

Or do you just doubt that anyone could pull off such a feat?