Apparently, it isn't enough that @Rage is Employee of the Month. He's also got a clone. I had to take a double take to make sure I wasn't about to lose my ass in this fight.
The imposter:
http://i.harem-battle.club/HgQ
The celebration:
http://i.harem-battle.club/Hgm
After all, this is probably the one and only time I'm ever gonna beat Rage.