You made a thread after all. Not sure if I should...
Ok, you convinced me.
Knight of choice: one and only, my cute wife - Oncidium, a.k.a. Dancing Lady Orchid.
My DMM ID is 611662165, and you can leave Nutaku part blank/remove it, or put my forum name here, whatever will make it look better. I'll leave this to you.
Yup. That's pretty much it. Do your magic. I'll just sit here and wait.